You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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