And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
this just has baby written all over it
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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