what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Randomize