all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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