is your mom at the bar?
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Randomize
