Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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