Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
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