white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
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