ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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