whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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