..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
