Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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