did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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