Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
Randomize