Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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