dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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