You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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