that's an acceptable place to lick
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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