Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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