He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
he was CRYING into my vagina
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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