it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I'm like, not good at living.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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