You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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