I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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