I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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