Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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