if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
how drunk are you?
Several
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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