Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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