Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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