i think i have two assholes
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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