3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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