people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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