Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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