I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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