she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I want to be your penis for a week.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
My feet surprised me
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