were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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