spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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