and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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