and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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