This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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