You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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