How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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