thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
i now understand why vodka
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