i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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