dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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