Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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