Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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