Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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