just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Randomize
