But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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