awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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