Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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