at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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