so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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