We won't sleep together?
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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