matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Randomize