Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
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This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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