But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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